
January 17th, 2017

now I'm wondering if anyone has ever actually tried to use "a facestealer ate my homework"
posted at 10:25pm on January 17th, 2017
In art school:
"Where is your portrait?"
"A facestealer stole it."
"Very clever, Jim. What really happened?"
"The facestealer ate the face of my model."
"Come on Jim, petty lies will get you nowhere in life."
"Okay, actually, the facestealer stole my face."
"But wouldn't that mean that you are a facestealer?"
*dramatic piano, as it steles the teacher's face
posted at 4:43pm on January 19th, 2017
Comment by Toanovu
"An abberant set the broom on fire" sounds like the "dog ate my homework" of this world; it might actually happen, but no one will ever, EVER believe you.
posted at 6:59am on January 17th, 2017